Picnicface NFL Crunch Time

I don’t even know how to begin describing Picnicface. There is just so much happening in their videos.

Insanity

The Audition

I am auditioning for the Philly Improv Theater this week so I thought I’d post this Mr. Show classic.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

I created this photoshop doctored ad for a contest.  The rules were to find a vintage ad and replace the product with one from a fictional future from any book, movie, etc.  The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and it’s the most awesome mind-bending alcoholic beverage.  You can find the contest rules, other entries, and vote here:  Vintage Ads of a Fictional Future

Videos: Meg and Rob and Tybrus.

As promised. Here’s a sketch from Meg and Rob.
 

Video courtesy comicvsaudience.
I got the chance to meet Meg this weekend at an improv workshop with Tybrus from NYC. She’s multi-talented. I was definitely on an improv high all weekend. Here’s a sweet video from Tybrus from their sketch show: “You’re out too far”

They kept their clothes on the whole time but I learned so much and was laughing the entire time.

What if the Olympic Torch passed through my work?

 

With all the controversy surrounding China’s hosting of the summer games, and the subsequent protests that have followed the torch, I thought it would be fun to play a little game of “what if.”

If the Olympic Torch passed through my workplace everyone would stay seated and continue working. No one would talk to each other about what was happening but Tom might roll his eyes at someone who looked his way. Greg would take a short break from his over the phone schmoozing to give a hearty laugh at someone being carried away by the police. He would then relate what he saw as an immediate anecdote. “You know I just saw this guy get hauled off by the cops because he was protesting the Olympics. Him and I have a lot in common. We do! Stay with me on this one. That guy woke up this morning and said to himself ‘How can I extinguish the Olympic torch.’ I woke up this morning and said to myself ‘how can I make you money.’ He’s already failed but I am not going to hang up this phone until we reach an agreement.”  Oh Greg, you smooth operator.  Margaret would cry out loud, begging for death because of the grave injustice going on before her; either her report isn’t uploading properly or she finished a report and the numbers just don’t add up.  The event would not be completly unnoticed however.  We are not blind after all, just demoralized.  Almost everyone would look up from the lunch they are eating at their desk and imagine a more perfect world, “Man, I hope I can get out of here by 5 today,” we would all say. And when the torch left the building there would no doubt be a few inside jokes uttered about the protests. Or, more accurately, one inside joke.  “Good thing those guys aren’t fire fighters or we’d all be in some real trouble” or something to that effect.  This will make everyone giggle and be a little happier they have something to distract them from their work, if only momentarily.

Whitest Kids You Know – Dinosaur Rap

Clinton Quits Race, Dupes Obama.

ALBANY- Hillary Clinton held a press conference today to announce the end of her bid for the democratic party’s presidential nominee.

The move comes mere weeks before Pennsylvania’s April 22 primary. Clinton led Pennsyvalnia polls and was expected to beat rival candidate, Illinois Senator Barack Obama, in the state which has 158 delegates.

 

“I called Senator Obama today to congratulate him and wish him luck in his run against John Mccain,” Clinton said to a disappointed audience in her home state of New York. Many were shocked that Clinton would drop out of the race after insisting to run her campaign through the last primary in June.

 

Senator Obama, meanwhile, was “very gracious and happy,” according to Clinton. Clinton’s abrupt exit from the race was not the only surprise of the day from the New York Senator who went on to state “It proved what an ineffective leader he would be, when he was completely caught off guard when I told him, ‘April Fool’s’”

 

Clinton’s supporters were overjoyed at this announcement. Clinton said her prank proved Obama was  “weak, gullible, and lacks the experience to tell truth from fantasy.”

Obama’s camp didn’t seem  flustered  about the incident when reached for comment.   “We’re just trying to win the race, and when we do we will gladly take Senator Clinton’s phone call again..even if it’s at 3AM,” Obama’s campaign manager Dave Plouffe said in response to Clinton’s tomfoolery.